1 00:00:06,733 --> 00:00:08,700 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,600 ( rapid beeping ) 3 00:00:22,267 --> 00:00:24,267 What is that? 4 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,267 I don't know. 5 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:29,700 What is that, A cell phone? 6 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,233 ( beeping stops ) 7 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,233 ( sighs ) 8 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,633 ( rapid beeping ) 9 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,933 God. 10 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:53,600 - what the hell is that? - I don't know. 11 00:00:53,633 --> 00:00:56,300 Oh, it's a smoke alarm. The smoke alarm's Going off. 12 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:57,833 ( cheryl groans ) 13 00:00:57,867 --> 00:01:00,833 It's the stupid batteries. Co on, we've gotta Find it. 14 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:02,367 ( beeping continues ) 15 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,133 No, it's not That one. 16 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:12,200 It's not that one. 17 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,100 No. Try the guest room. 18 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:20,400 ( beeping continues ) 19 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:24,433 I think It's downstairs. 20 00:01:54,767 --> 00:01:56,567 ( screams ) 21 00:01:57,633 --> 00:02:00,333 ( screams ) 22 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:02,300 ( beeping continues ) 23 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:10,767 ( beeping continues ) 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,933 ( beeping stops ) 25 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:17,900 ( beeping resumes ) 26 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,633 ( beeping stops ) 27 00:02:28,933 --> 00:02:30,267 Richard: I don't think I have any feeling 28 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,967 In my shoulders, I swear to god. 29 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:33,867 - it does Take its toll, man. - take its toll-- 30 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,067 - you did Very well, by the way. - you don't have to condescend. 31 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:37,600 No, seriously, For a guy who Doesn't play, 32 00:02:37,633 --> 00:02:39,500 I thought He did very well. You did. 33 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,100 You never play. What do you want From yourself? 34 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:43,067 - give yourself a break. - jeff: one thing I want To tell you, 35 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:45,200 - after you hit the ball Six, seven times... - yeah? 36 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,300 ...And it's not in the hole, Just pick it up and We'll move on. 37 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,933 - you shouldn't take More than seven strokes. - yeah, that's just crazines. 38 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:51,667 Just pick up the ball. He's right, yeah. 39 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,367 - well, you'll never have To experience me again. - no, we had fun. 40 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,533 Didn't you have fun With us, hanging out? 41 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,867 It was a little boring, To be honest with you. 42 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,967 - that's a nice Thing to say. - well, it fucking was. 43 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:04,667 Okay, give me back My $150 that I spent On your guest fee. 44 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,300 You paid $150 For me to look Like a fucking asshole? 45 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,100 - ( men continue chattering ) - tv anchor: more shocking Footage 46 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:12,233 From hurricane edna Which has left extensive Destruction in its wake. 47 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:15,967 - larry: these poor people. - the storm surge inundated Low-lying areas 48 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:17,733 - knocking out Phone and power lines. - oh, boy. 49 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,567 Larry: That's from global warming, That hurricane. 50 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,267 Anchor: 33 deaths have been reported And thousands left homeless. 51 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,067 Look at that-- Thousands of homeless People now. 52 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:26,167 Fema is estimating damage From this category 5 hurricane 53 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,733 In the billions Of dollars. 54 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:31,333 Oh, wow. It's katrina All over again. Poor people. 55 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:33,167 Did you go to Funkhouser's party Last night? 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,933 Jeff: no. Did you? 57 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,367 No. Huh-uh. 58 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,500 Why? 59 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,833 Because I'm going To danson's party tonight. 60 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:42,833 Two back to back-- 61 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,933 I don't want to go To two parties Back to back. 62 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:46,767 It was a stupid night For him to have a party. 63 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,233 - yeah. - did you call him? 64 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:51,567 No. 65 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,467 - well, what are you gonna say? - I'll tell him Sammy was sick. 66 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,233 You're gonna Use your child To get out of a party? 67 00:03:56,267 --> 00:03:59,233 - why not? It's the best Thing in the world. - it's a perfect excuse. 68 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,367 - no one can Argue with that. - who argues with that? 69 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,500 I wish I had that. It's a great reason To have kids. 70 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,967 It's a great Reason to have kids. It's one of the bonuses, yep. 71 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:09,500 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? 72 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:11,733 - you have nothing, Nothing. - I know. 73 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:14,267 I'll just show up tonight And pretend I had The wrong night. 74 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,333 - that's stupid. - that's great. 75 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:18,967 - oh, please. - no, that's fantastic. I love that. 76 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,233 Yeah. Ding-dong-- "Where's the party?" 77 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:22,867 - isn't that a good idea? - that's a great idea. 78 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,400 He's not gonna buy that. That's such obvious Bullshit. 79 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,567 No, it isn't. Nobody would go Out of their way 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,500 That much-- to show up At somebody's house, 81 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,300 Pretend they had The wrong night. 82 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,500 He's gotta be A mental case To believe it. 83 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,133 No, I love that. That's fantastic. 84 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,867 Have you Ever seen richard Look in the mirror? 85 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,600 Is that really What I do? 86 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:43,867 - you happy now? - yeah. 87 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,700 - all right, I'll see you At danson's? - yeah. 88 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:49,433 - okay. - thanks for turning me off To a sport forever. 89 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:50,967 It's okay. Are you gonna Go tonight? 90 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:54,700 Uh, I don't know. I have to ask cha cha. I'll see. 91 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,367 - cha cha. - cha cha. 92 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,200 Where did he Get her from? Man, oh, man. 93 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,500 - she is so hot. - good for him. 94 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:05,333 - good for him. - yeah, good for him. Let him enjoy. 95 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,900 - she's somethin'. - yeah. Wow. 96 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,567 - all right. - all right, my friend. 97 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,633 - see you at danson's. - I'll see you at danson's. 98 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:14,733 Okay. What are you Gonna wear? 99 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:16,500 I'm gonna dress Like a little Dutch girl. 100 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,300 - ( guffaws ) - "What am I wearing?" 101 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,533 I can't stop thinking About the hurricane. 102 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:27,633 Oh, my nose is Really itching me And I can't scratch it. 103 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:31,833 I mean, The pictures on tv Were just-- 104 00:05:31,867 --> 00:05:35,167 You can't even imagine That people survived it. 105 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,267 I know, It's awful. 106 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,200 Awful. I was watching It today. 107 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:41,800 All these people-- They have no place To go right now. 108 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,867 - ( car horn honks ) - hey! Hey, dum-dum, 109 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,500 Go ahead, Move in. 110 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:48,867 - thank you. - I mean, their houses were Completely destroyed. 111 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,467 You know what My father used to Call those people? 112 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,567 Schmohawks. Did I ever Tell you that? 113 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,100 - yeah. - have I mentioned Schmohawks to you? 114 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:56,733 Schmohawk. "Hey, schmohawk!" 115 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:59,167 - he used to Yell it out all the time. - imagine for one second 116 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,100 If we lost-- if you Lost every single thing You had in your life. 117 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:04,667 What do I have? I don't know what's so-- 118 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,967 - what do I have? - this is-- well, there-- 119 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,767 - I like this sport jacket. I can't replace this one. - listen, when there's-- 120 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,367 You know what Some people are doing, 121 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,733 That I personally think Is a really great idea, 122 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:17,333 Is they're bringing in Displaced families. 123 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,933 - hmm. - you know, 124 00:06:18,967 --> 00:06:21,200 I've been doing A little research 125 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:23,900 And we could actually Have a family here Tomorrow. 126 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:25,167 - what? - yeah. 127 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,267 - tomorrow? - they have No place to go. 128 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,400 I would need A couple of months 129 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,233 To mentally Prepare for that. Tomorrow? 130 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:32,867 We don't have A couple of months. 131 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,267 These people Need help right now. 132 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,333 It's a nice concept. 133 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,800 Uh, you know, We'll think about it. 134 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,133 We don't need to jump Into this thing Right now. 135 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:46,300 Imagine how They would feel 136 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,667 To come here And live in our house. 137 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,633 Mmm. Oh, all right, We're here. 138 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,433 We're at funkhousers'. 139 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:55,800 Why aren't we Just going to ted And mary's, larry? 140 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,533 This is so stupid. 141 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:59,300 - this is so stupid. - what? Are you kidding? 142 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,967 There's nothing to it. We'll just pretend We had the wrong night. 143 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:05,433 This way he feels good-- That at least we attempted To go to his party. 144 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,367 Can't we just go To ted and mary's? 145 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,733 We're gonna go To ted and mary's After we do this. 146 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,333 It won't take long. It's two minutes. 147 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:19,467 - hey. - hey, marty. 148 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:25,100 What happened To you guys? 149 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,700 Where-- Where is everybody? 150 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:29,967 You mean, From the party? 151 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:34,600 Oh, they've been gone For about 24 hours. 152 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:36,767 - the party was Last night. - last night? 153 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,333 A great party. Oh yeah, we had A lot of fun. 154 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:39,900 - are you kidding? - we never heard From you. 155 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:41,567 - oh my gosh. - the party was Last night. 156 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,400 - we sent you An invitation. - oh, marty. 157 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:45,900 Oh my god, That is unbelievable. 158 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,700 - I guess We mixed up the dates. - we missed the party? 159 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,733 - totally missed it. - how did that happen? 160 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,133 Oh, it was A great party. 161 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,067 This may be the dumbest Thing I've ever done In my life-- 162 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:56,500 - well, we've ever done. - so you guys thought The party was tonight? 163 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,367 Yeah, obviously. 164 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,133 Everyone else Was here. 165 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,767 You know what? I swear I had a feeling. I really had a feeling. 166 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,333 - anyway... - anyway, it's so good To see you. 167 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,533 - tell nan I'll call-- - we're gonna get-- 168 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,167 No, look look look Look look, 169 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,600 You're here-- Come on in. Come on. 170 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,333 What? Get out of here. We don't want to Impose on you. 171 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,500 You're not imposing. 172 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,500 You're tired from last night. You were up late With your party. 173 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,533 - get out. Are you nuts? - yeah, we wouldn't Dream of it. 174 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,733 Don't worry. We've got some food Left over, 175 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,633 Got some Games to play. Come on in. 176 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,233 No, but it's crazy. We don't-- 177 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:27,267 - we would not dream of it. - hold it, hold it, hold it. 178 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,933 You have no plans, 179 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,733 You're supposed To be here, 180 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:33,700 And you're here. So come on in. 181 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:38,200 Come on, cheryl. Come on. 182 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,733 Come on in. 183 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,700 Come on in. 184 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:45,233 Come on. 185 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,267 Come on, larr. 186 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,200 Together: Come on, larry. 187 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,567 Marty: Well, I'll tell You this: 188 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,933 - you missed A great party. - larry: I'm sure, yeah. 189 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,800 - it was a lot of fun. - nan: oh... 190 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,733 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm sorry we Missed it... 191 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:04,100 Yeah, well, We didn't wanna miss it. 192 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:06,133 - obviously, we're here. - no, but you know what--? 193 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,133 Let me tell you What we did. 194 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:10,500 We hadan hour and a half 195 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,967 Of the greatest Improv karaoke singing 196 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,067 - you've ever Heard in your life. - larry: oh, boy. 197 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,800 We're sorry We missed it. And you know what? 198 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,633 - we shouldn't be Here right now. - yeah, it's crazy. 199 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:22,767 - we really should go. - no no no no no. I'm not heaping guilt. 200 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,867 - I think We're gonna get going. - no no, don't go anywhere. 201 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:28,333 - no no no, Sit down, sit down. - we're gonna get out of here. 202 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,633 - nan: please, oh, stop it! - sit down! 203 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,467 Come on, sit down. 204 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,533 I'm okay with it. And stop feeling bad. 205 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:38,300 We're here now. 206 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,100 You know what game I love that we didn't Play last night? 207 00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:42,867 It's-- and we play it For money-- 208 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,833 "1000 pick-up sticks." 209 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:48,100 I go get the sticks, I throw them all over The room... 210 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:50,067 - ( doorbell rings ) - ...And we pick up The sticks. 211 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,367 And the one With the most sticks Wins the pot. 212 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,500 - that sounds good. - cheryl: are you expecting Company? 213 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:56,600 Yeah, what is this? You got company? 214 00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:58,067 - cheryl: now we're Intruding on your company. - I'll get rid of them. 215 00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:01,467 - now it's really crazy. - please relax. I'll get rid of them. 216 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,800 Cheryl: Are you guys Expecting company? 217 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,600 - susie: hi. - jeff: hey. 218 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,500 - what are you doing here? - both: the party. 219 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,500 Where's everybody? 220 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:17,167 Just a little note: The party was Last night. 221 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,433 - what do you mean, The party was last night? - what are you talking about? 222 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:21,300 - the party was last night. - jeff: it's tonight. 223 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,400 Well, guess who else Thought it was tonight? 224 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,200 Who? 225 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,333 - what are the odds? - yeah, what are the odds? 226 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:30,000 - oh my god, how about that? - susie: we're just gonna go. 227 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,133 - they had the wrong night Just like us! - ( nan laughing ) 228 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:34,500 - that's unbelievable. - unbelievable. 229 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,267 - marty: no no no. - jeff: see you later. 230 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,300 - marty: come on in. - jeff: no. No, listen... 231 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,433 We're gonna have a little Get-together tonight. 232 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:43,133 - no no, we'll go. Cheryl, we'll go. - we'll go, we'll go. 233 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,800 We'll all go. 234 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,500 - don't go anywhere. - we'll go. 235 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,700 No, don't go anywhere. Listen to me. 236 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:51,467 - we're gonna have A little party tonig. - well, not a party... 237 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,333 What the hell are you Doing? You stole my Wrong-night bit. 238 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,100 I didn't steal it. I give you full credit. 239 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,400 It's a brilliant idea. I told susie 240 00:10:58,433 --> 00:11:00,067 - it was your idea. - we're never getting Out of here. 241 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,533 - we'll be out of here In five minutes. - five minutes? 242 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,800 - trust me. Five minutes. - let me tell you something: 243 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:06,667 There's no way You're making danson's Party tonight. 244 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,167 - we are locked in here. This is it. - "Locked in." 245 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,200 - five minutes-- We're out of here. - oh, really? 246 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,067 - watch. Five minutes. - oh yeah? You watch. 247 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,567 Marty: So, is this fun Or what? 248 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,333 - the cake is wonderful. - susie: the cake Is incredible. 249 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,067 - best cake ever? - best cake I ever had. 250 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,067 Ever. And who's ever had More cake than me? 251 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,167 - susie: exactly. He's right about that. - marty: do you love that? 252 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,067 What is the deal? I've never tasted Anything like that. 253 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,400 - everything is handmade. - where did you get it? 254 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:31,333 - I'm sucking On it like a mint. - at a cake shop. 255 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:34,500 - what was the shop? - that's a new way of Eating cake-- like a mint. 256 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,767 Wait, I need To find-- where? 257 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,500 26th street bakery, We got it. 258 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:39,867 - susie: you know jeff-- He can't stop... - the texture. 259 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,533 - all right, this has been-- - jeff: yeah, we gotta Get going. 260 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,367 - we gotta get going. - marty: has this been Better than you thought? 261 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,400 - we gotta get going. - yeah, thank you. 262 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,800 - no, I've gotta get going. - no no, we gotta get going. 263 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,867 My daughter is waiting For a puppet show. 264 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,933 - my dad has a virus. He's in bed... - larry's dad's got a virus. 265 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,200 - ...With fever, With covers up to his neck. - we shouldn't be here. 266 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,267 Your dad always Has a virus, okay? 267 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,500 - fuck you, he doesn't Always have a virus. - hold it one second. 268 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,733 - ( dinging on glass ) - you guys stay here, Keep him company. 269 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:04,700 - we have to do Something for sammy. - you stay here then. 270 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,867 - you stay. - you stay. 271 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,567 - you stay. - ( marty bangs on table ) 272 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,300 - nan: oh. - marty: hold it a minute. 273 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,567 You guys were supposed To be here 274 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,533 To go to a party, Right? 275 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,367 You got nothing Going on. 276 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,500 Father sick, Puppets-- 277 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,400 Tomorrow you'll Take your puppets Over to his father's house 278 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,100 And make him Feel better, okay? 279 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:25,667 We're gonna have fun. And guess what our Next move is. 280 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,067 - jeff: what? - we're going into The living room 281 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,933 And we're gonna play "The newlywed game." 282 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,833 - nan: yes. - because we played it Last night 283 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,833 And it was Spectacular. 284 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,733 All: oh my god! 285 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,167 - ( nan laughs ) - marty: yes, that's great. 286 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,167 Nan: do I know my husband? 287 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,500 - larry: unbelievable. - you are good at this. 288 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,567 - okay, next question. - okay, all right. 289 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,433 That was great. "If you could have sex 290 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:52,800 With one of your friends' Wives or girlfriends... 291 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:53,933 - ( all exclaim ) - ...Who would it be?" 292 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,500 - susie: ooh. - ( all giggle ) 293 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:59,267 - susie: that's A dangerous one. - both: okay. 294 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,567 - larry: all right. - cheryl: hold on, hold on. 295 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,533 - marty: tell me when You're ready. I'm ready. - larry: I think we got this. 296 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,467 - both: I'm ready. - jeff: I'm ready. 297 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,967 - marty: I'm gonna Go first, okay? - all right. 298 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,067 I will say, cheryl, That you are adorable. 299 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,533 Thank you. ( chuckles ) 300 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,833 Susie, You dress great. 301 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:22,100 Yeah, well, That's my forte, marty. 302 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,833 But when I really Think about it, 303 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,667 - I've gotta go with My little poofer. - ( screams ) 304 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,833 - look at the-- - ( all exclaiming ) 305 00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:32,167 - oh my god. - ( all laughing ) 306 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,067 - oh my god. - oh, man. 307 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:37,100 - jeff: oh, god. - susie: that's cute. 308 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,367 - how about that? How about that? - marty: isn't that great? 309 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,600 - go go, I wanna hear yours. - cheryl: that is great. 310 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,567 - hold it, Hold it, hold it. - cheryl: okay. 311 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,200 - you're next. - all right. 312 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:50,133 I'm gonna go with... 313 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,267 - cha cha. - jeff: cha cha? Wow. 314 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,400 - susie: cha cha? Lewis's girlfriend? - jeff: yeah, cha cha. 315 00:13:56,967 --> 00:14:00,633 Oh my god, I had no idea You had a thing For cha cha. 316 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,533 What are you talking about? I don't have a thing For cha cha. 317 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,067 Richard's girlfriend? 318 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,733 - what? - marty: that was A dumb answer. 319 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,800 - oh, stop it. - I mean, I had no idea 320 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,100 That you've been-- That you wanted to have Sex with cha cha. 321 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,967 I don't want To have sex with her. I'm answering the question. 322 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,867 - what was the question, marty? - "Who do you want To have sex with?" 323 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,067 - who did you put down? - susie: obviously, there's A fantasy going down. 324 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,067 - jeff: oh, get Me involved now. - susie: who did you say? 325 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,733 - who were you gonna say? - I was gonna answer susie. 326 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:26,933 - marty: good answer. - oh, god, you're both Full of shit. 327 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,400 - exactly. - you are full of shit. 328 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,067 - you are full of shit. - I love my wife. 329 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,467 - oh, you're all so good. - I didn't even know About cha cha. 330 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,700 You love your wives. Fuck you and fuck you. 331 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:40,200 Oh, you're the one That's mad. I love it. 332 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:47,167 Come on, honey. I don't care About cha cha. 333 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,167 I was trying To win the game. 334 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,500 You thought she was sexy. I thought that's what You would write down. 335 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:55,300 Cheryl, come on. 336 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,300 I don't-- Come on, what can I do? 337 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,067 What can I do? I'll do anything. Come on. 338 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,633 Anything? 339 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,667 Well, you know, 340 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,533 Short of adopting This hurricane family. 341 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,133 Cheryl: I can't wait To get to the airport 342 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,267 To see the family. It's so exciting. 343 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,833 - are you excited? - mmm. 344 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,833 We'll finally Get to meet them. They're gonna be so happy. 345 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,633 The guy on the phone Was saying how excited They were 346 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,400 When they got on the plane 'cause they'd never been To l.A. Before. 347 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,133 I can't wait to see What they look like. I know that sounds weird, 348 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,100 But I've been talking, You know, to them... 349 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,400 ( car horn honks ) 350 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,800 ...And about them, You know... 351 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,800 Yeah. I just-- 352 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:44,133 I just want to make One quick stop Before we go. 353 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,067 - hey. - hey. 354 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,233 What are you guys Doing? 355 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:57,067 What's-- What's going on? 356 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,733 What do you mean? 357 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,700 - where's everybody? - we thought there was A party. 358 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,900 Oh my god, you thought The party was tonight? 359 00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:08,233 - yeah. - last night. 360 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,133 - what? - the party was Last night. 361 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,200 - are you kidding me? - no, man. 362 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,533 - that's unbelievable. What? - I can't believe it. 363 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:18,067 - we got the wrong night? - yeah, you did. 364 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,533 - oh, shoot. All right. - jesus christ. Holy cow. 365 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,100 I'm actually glad To hear this. 366 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,600 I was a little pissed off That you didn't call. 367 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,633 - oh, well, now you know Why we didn't call. - yeah. 368 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,067 - hey, mary. - of course we didn't call-- 'cause we were coming tonight. 369 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,133 - come on in. - oh, no no. We're not gonna come in. 370 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,267 - yeah, come in, seriously. - we got the wrong night. It's our fault. 371 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,067 - hey, mary. - they thought the party Was tonight. 372 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,533 - ( laughing ) - you're kidding. 373 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,400 Can you believe How stupid we are? 374 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,900 - all right, It's good to see you. - mary: larr. 375 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,600 - we'll call you later. - no way you're leaving. 376 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:49,133 This is fantastic. We have so much Leftover food. 377 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,400 You're gonna come in And help us eat it. 378 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,833 I'll call you tomorrow And we'll get together. 379 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,500 - we'll do the whole-- - why? 380 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:56,567 - we'll do a proper-- - I'll take you out to dinner. I'm paying. 381 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,967 Hey, larr, You don't have Any plans, 382 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,900 You're supposed To be here, You're here. 383 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,733 Come on in. Come in, cheryl. It'll be fun. 384 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,067 Well... 385 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,733 This'll be fun. We've got leftovers. We'll make an omelet. 386 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,167 - sure. Oh yeah. - you guys, we can't-- We can't-- 387 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,133 It'll be great. Come on. 388 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,167 - this is like pulling teeth. - ( mary and ted laugh ) 389 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,100 Come on in, You guys. 390 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,767 I don't know. Can you still see it? 391 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,733 - not like it was. - a huge cyst. 392 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,467 It was like-- When they got around To taking it out, 393 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,900 It turns out I could have almost Broken my jaw 394 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,867 - by just chewing on ice. - cheryl: oh my gosh. 395 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,967 - it got all the way Down into here. - but the dentist 396 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:44,700 Really undersold The magnitude of it, I think. 397 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,867 - oh, completely. - 'cause you thought It would be nothing. 398 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,800 - ever had any Operations like that? - no, huh-uh. 399 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,833 Ted and larry: Hmm. 400 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:55,767 - this is nice. - yeah. 401 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,700 So what's going on With you guys? 402 00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:01,067 - eh, not much, not much. - nothing. 403 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,233 You know something? You're behaving like 404 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,200 - you don't want To be here, larry. - no. 405 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,900 - what? - mary: you want to be here, Don't you, larr? 406 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,967 Absolutely. That's crazy. Of course I want To be here. 407 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,067 - I just feel I'm Intruding, that's all. - we are intruding. 408 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,933 I was raised Not to intrude On people. 409 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,433 My mother Would be horrified-- Horrified if she knew 410 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,233 That I was sitting In the living room 411 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,400 The night After a big party Just took place-- 412 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,767 Horrified. And it's bothering me. 413 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,067 Oh my god, You know what? 414 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,400 I left the car Running. 415 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,067 - no, you didn't. - how did you know I didn't? 416 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:33,100 If you walk away From the car, it's on, And you got 417 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,100 Your car keys In your hand, it goes "Beep beep beep beep beep." 418 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,067 No, it doesn't go "Beep beep beep Beep beep." 419 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,633 Yeah, it does go "Beep beep beep Beep beep," larry. 420 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,300 - I have one too. - really? 421 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,200 - do you want to make A little side bet? - yeah. 422 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,767 - how much? - 500 bucks. 423 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,967 - okay, 500 bucks? - yeah. 424 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,900 - okay, yeah, you're on. - all right, great. 425 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,367 Okay, I'm gonna go Check the car. 426 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,100 You check the car. You stay where you are. 427 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,700 - she can do Anything she wants. - no no. 428 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,667 ( knocks on door ) 429 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,167 I'll get it. This is ridiculous. 430 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,300 Teddy, we're late. We're sorry. You know cha cha, right? 431 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,767 - I do. Hi, cha cha. Nice to see you. - hi. 432 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,300 Richard: What's with the no-valet For the party? 433 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,500 You need some dough? 434 00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,867 Yeah, see, You made a mistake. 435 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,933 You think that the party Is tonight, 436 00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:16,067 But it was actually Last night. 437 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,667 - you're kidding, right? It's a joke? - no, I'm not. 438 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,333 - ted: so come on in And sit. - no, it's-- 439 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,333 - it's embarrassing. - no no, it's not Embarrassing. 440 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:26,800 You know, larry and cheryl Made the exact same Mistake you did. 441 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,567 - come on in. - cheryl and mary: hi. 442 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,267 - richard: mary, cheryl. - ted: you won't Believe this: 443 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,400 They made The exact same mistake You did, larry. 444 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:35,167 They thought The party was tonight. Interesting. 445 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,500 ( laughs ) Yeah, it is Interesting. 446 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,400 Can I get You guys a drink? You want a drink, richard? 447 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,567 Uh, I'm a recovering Alcoholic. 448 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,900 Oh, right. I forgot that. He's an alcoholic. 449 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,633 - okay, you want something? - hi, cheryl, mary. 450 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,700 - remember cha cha? - can I talk to you For a second? 451 00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:50,367 - mary: hey, cha cha. - what are you doing? 452 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,833 What did you steal My thing for? 453 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,533 - what thing? - showing-up-on-the-wrong- Night thing. 454 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,900 What, do you have A fucking copyright on This stupid little thing? 455 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,700 You're making A fool out of me. He's onto me now. 456 00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,700 You think you're Making a fool of-- I'm being made a-- 457 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,300 I got 35 calls. 458 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,667 Don't ever say to anyone You want to have sex With my girlf-- 459 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,700 I didn't say-- We were playing "The newlywed game." 460 00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:07,200 What does that have to do with "I want to have intercourse With cha cha"? 461 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:10,100 I wanted to win the game. Do you even know what I'm talking about? 462 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,967 Okay, you know what? 463 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,400 I can't stay In the same house as him. We're gonna go. Come on. 464 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,200 No no no, You know what? I should go. 465 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,267 - no no no, I'm going. - no no, I'm going. 466 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,200 - no no! - no no, I don't think You understand. 467 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,067 - I have to go. - no, I'm going. You stay. 468 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,567 - no, you stay. - you stay. 469 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,300 - you stay. You stay. - you stay. You stay. 470 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,867 - ted. - cheryl: sorry. Thank you for everything. 471 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,667 - so lovely. - bye-bye. 472 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,433 Good night. 473 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,967 Come on, schmohawk! 474 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:52,833 Cheryl: Oh, larry. 475 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,500 Uh... Hey. 476 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,333 Oh, gosh. 477 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,133 Look at them. 478 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,733 Hi. 479 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,433 Are you waiting For the davids By any chance? 480 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:11,933 - yes. - you are? 481 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,833 - wake up, baby. Wake up, auntie rae. - oh my goodness. 482 00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,400 - we're so sorry We're late, so sorry. - things happen, they do. 483 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:18,067 Well, you know, Traffic-- 484 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,067 You'll see, In los angeles It's terrible. 485 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,367 - I'm loretta black. - hi. Larry. 486 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,067 Cheryl. 487 00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,933 - this is my auntie rae. - hello, I'm larry. 488 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:28,500 - these are my kids, Keysha and daryl. - keysha and daryl. 489 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:31,067 So let me see, Your last name Is black? 490 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,400 - yes. - mm-hmm. 491 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,867 It's like if my Last name was jew, 492 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,533 Like larry jew-- 493 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,667 'cause I'm jewish. 494 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,667 Well, we really Do appreciate y'all Letting us stay with you. 495 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,500 - we really do. We appreciate it. - we really do. 496 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,733 - no, I was just saying, 'cause you're black... - larry, grab-- 497 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,300 - it's not too heavy For you, is it? - no no. 498 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,233 - get that-- - and I'm jewish. 499 00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:55,600 Thank you so much. We really do Appreciate it. 500 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,567 - it's not too heavy For you, is it, larry? - no. 501 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,133 Thank you, Thank you. 502 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,500 Okay, say your last name Was gentile... 503 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:05,467 - come on in. - ooh, would you look At that? 504 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,700 - this is nice. - this is real nice. 505 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:12,267 Oh, yes. My goodness. 506 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,300 And spacious too. I mean, just-- 507 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,967 What do you think, huh? Isn't it something? You like it? 508 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:19,067 It's a swank place You got here, larry, Very swank. 509 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,633 - thank you, sweetheart. - oh, auntie rae. 510 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,433 Go go, you go Take a look around. 511 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,167 - go ahead. - oh, thank you. Go on, babies. 512 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,167 - don't touch anything. - yeah, I thank you, I thank you. 513 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,467 Mm mm! This is A nice place. 514 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,633 Fixtures going All along the staircase-- 515 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:38,333 Ooh-ee! I can't believe this. 516 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:41,300 - we don't smoke in the house. - them curtains-- Just fabulous. 517 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:44,367 - and the couches-- They so fluffy! - cigarette... Smoking... 518 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,067 - y'all got nice taste. - thank you. 519 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,733 - where's the kitchen at? - it's right around there. 520 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,133 - I'm going. I'm going. - ( chattering ) 521 00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,767 - this is so great. - she's smoking. 522 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,700 They're so great. 523 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,800 Oh, you know What we should do? Let's have a party. 524 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,367 Let's have a party And invite our friends So they can meet the blacks. 525 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,133 - a party? - hey, you guys want To have a party? 526 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,933 - ( guests exclaiming ) - yeah, loretta? 527 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,867 What? A party? 528 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,900 - we're having a big party. - uh-huh. You need a cake? 529 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:17,067 We do. A chocolate Layered cake. 530 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,400 We want to get The same one 531 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:21,067 That marty funkhouser Gets. 532 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,533 Oh, yes. He's actually ordered it A couple of times. 533 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,067 - cheryl: yeah. - I have one 534 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,900 That I just Prepared recently. 535 00:23:26,933 --> 00:23:28,767 I think it was The best cake We've ever had. 536 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,867 - unbelievable. - we can't stop Talking about it. 537 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,933 It is one of our Most popular cakes. 538 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:36,767 - cheryl: I can understand why. - yes, and here he is. 539 00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:45,067 - that's a penis. - yeah, well, we're An erotic bakery. 540 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,300 Oh my god. 541 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:55,067 This is where marty Buys his cakes? 542 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,867 - I ate that? - yes, you ate this cake. 543 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:01,367 Funkhouser-- He knowingly Served us penis. 544 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,067 - what is wrong With that guy? - let's go. 545 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,900 - what an idiot. - thank you. This is crazy-- 546 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:07,733 - a crotch. - the cake is delicious, By the way. 547 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,433 Thank you Very much, sir. 548 00:24:09,467 --> 00:24:11,633 - ( soft jazz music playing ) - ( people chattering ) 549 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,733 - I'll tell you, It was something else. - she's right. 550 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:17,833 It was one of the scariest Things I've ever experienced In my lifetime. 551 00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:20,767 - we are lucky we got Out of there alive. - yes, we are. 552 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,633 - I want you to meet These guys. - okay. 553 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,533 I hope We're not too rude, But we showed up 554 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,400 - the night of the party. - good one. 555 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,733 - yeah. - yeah. 556 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,800 Let me ask you A question. 557 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,733 How come You didn't tell me That I was eating 558 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:35,067 - a black penis The other night? - you mean the cake? 559 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:36,533 Yeah. 560 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:38,933 Well, I told you It was a black log cake. 561 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:40,767 Yeah, still, 562 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,067 I was eating A black penis. You didn't mention it. 563 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:47,800 Well, eating a black penis Is not appetizing To everybody. 564 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,567 Next time You're gonna do Something like that, 565 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,167 Tell me, okay? I think that's unfair. 566 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,633 Why did you take The balls home? 567 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,967 I didn't know They were balls. 568 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,667 ( richard and cha cha Conversing, giggling ) 569 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,600 Excuse me. 570 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,267 Mm-hmm. Yes, it was you. 571 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,800 Well... Oh, boy oh boy. Hey. 572 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,533 - hi. - hi, cha cha. 573 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:14,733 - hi, larry. - I'm sorry about The other night. 574 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:17,167 I was just trying to win "The newlywed game" Is all. 575 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,167 Look, I'm over it. I'm here. 576 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,733 - believe me, I'm way over it. - you know... 577 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:23,267 - hey, everybody, Who wants cake? - children: I do, I do. 578 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,367 Oh, great great. The best cake I ever had. Come on. 579 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,833 ...Give you A childish apology... 580 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:29,567 No, because it was My routine and-- 581 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:35,167 Jeff! 582 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,367 Jeff, the cake! Jeff! 583 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,167 ( insects chirping ) 584 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:09,900 ( muffled ) I'm-- 585 00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:12,133 I'm so sorry. First of all, 586 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,633 You have to understand Something, okay? 587 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,300 My friend jeff Did not know-- 588 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:20,900 Did not know That there was A penis in that box 589 00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:22,667 When he picked that up From the bakery. 590 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,967 He called in the order And they gave him the box. 591 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:26,800 He didn't look Inside the box. 592 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:31,167 How's keysha? 593 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,267 I finally got Her to sleep. She's upset. 594 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,533 Of course. Of course she's upset. 595 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:40,067 Understandable. To see a big penis Like that-- 596 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:42,467 What are you gonna do? She's a little girl. 597 00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:47,400 Okay, you know... 598 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,433 The smoking-in-the-house 599 00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:51,900 I wanted to talk To you about. 600 00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,667 ( mumbling ) Um, is there any way 601 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,600 Maybe you would Consider 602 00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,567 Smoking... 603 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,233 Outside 604 00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:04,067 On occasion? 605 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,767 How's the cake? 606 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,400 - pretty good. - mmm. 607 00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,867 Pretty... Pretty good. 608 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,900 You want some? 609 00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:20,333 Good night. 610 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:23,800 Good night. 611 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,667 - where have you been? - ate some penis. 612 00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:47,267 ( groans ) 613 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:56,500 ( alarm beeps ) 614 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,400 ( alarm stops ) 615 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,200 So what are we Gonna do now, l.D.? 616 00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:20,833 Larry: Maybe some family Will adopt us. 617 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,533 Holy moly. 618 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,600 What happened? 619 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:28,967 - a fire. - oh my god. 620 00:28:29,067 --> 00:28:31,067 ( radio chatter ) 621 00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:32,867 What are you Doing here? 622 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,500 - oh, I'm here For the party. - the party? 623 00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:38,267 The party was Yesterday. 624 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,133 What? 625 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:42,400 Yesterday. The party was yesterday. 626 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:44,233 Oh, you're kidding me. 627 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:54,300 ( theme music playing ) 628 00:28:54,300 --> 00:29:04,367 ( theme music playing )